Cyber Stalked: Book Bit 090

Poor Poor Jeni

This next “joke on Jeni” is because I posted about my sewer backing up. It was a shocking thing to come home to and I had mentioned that the back up came from a main sewer line in the city. My neighbors were hit, too – worse than I’d been, but we were the only two, and our home is in the form of a duplex. I made mention of this little fact. Stupid, because this causes Medusa’s madness to go into full swing and say I’m laying blame on the city – as in the former mayor. We must make fun of ‘ol Jeni …and continue to do so as time passes. You’ll see references to this on and off for a while.
 
REMEMBER: “m” is also posting as “Otto”
 

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“Didn’t that happen once before? Or some other disaster that only occurred at Jeni’s house? I forgot. What is the name for the mental disease where one is being constantly persecuted?”

 

Let the spin begin…

 

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“I know when I really want to get revenge on someone, I just make their sewer back up.”

 

Lookie here – in 2 little minutes someone was right there to keep it keepin’ on!

 

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10-25-2008, 07:38 PM: “It’s Karma. She shits on the citizens of Sheboyan, they shit back. Bring it on!”

 
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“She probably tried to flush a wig down the toilet like Bambi Bembenek.”

 
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“I guess you could say that the shit has hit the fan! I’m laughing so hard, I can hardly type!!!”

 
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“Picture this. The city has a secret “switchboard operations room”. Every property is mapped, along with electrical, water and sewer switches. If someone pisses the city off, a city official just goes to the “situation room” and pulls a switch. Take your pick, sewer back up, no water, too much water, no electricity, or–for the most heinous offenders–YOU FRY!!!!!! Sybil must be off her meds again.”

 
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“That covert spy cam operated by the Tourism Committee inadvertently caught Perez red-handed racing through Sheboygan’s sewer system straight from Jeni Reisinger’s house!”

 
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“I KNEW IT!!! IT HAD TO BE THE MAYOR’S FAULT!!!!!!!”

 

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“Hard to feel sorry for Metro-Jeni (suitable name since she`s full-o-shit most of time), feel horrible for her neighbors as i couldn’t imagine the horror of living next to such a person.”

 
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“Between Union and Elm puts her near Vets park, most likely between the park and Horace man, most likely the place with “no trespassing, violators will be sued, screwed and tattoo`d, property protected by pit-bull with aids” etc type signs all over the property and all the shades are down, except the one being peeked out of every time a neighbor comes home or has guests over.”

 
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“Maybe the footprint guy waited and waited until Jeni finally left the house to spend the day with Joan, then he snuck into her yard again and dug a hole to her sewer pipe, drilled a hole in the pipe, stuffed something in it to plug it up, then covered the hole back up. Then he called her neighbor and told them to take several big dumps before Jeni got home (and make sure to flush).”

 
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“The shithole is probably the address listed on her the letter that the CRG is so nice to host for her.”

 

And the grand finale:

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“I fully believe that she is paranoid schizophrenic.”

 
Big Headache
My aching head…


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